Neither work for me. Here's a link for ETKA 6.31 (700MB)
This is a link to a torrent so you must first download Utorrent or equivalent.
h t t p://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3434999/Vag_Etka_v6.31_(Audi_Vw)_Full__Final_Crack.iso
(remove spaces in http)
For install instructions just read the comments located in the link.
This didn't work for me in Win7.
Anybody tried this one:
h t t p://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5062750/ETKA_v7.1_Volkswagen_and_AUDI_%28UPDATED_7650_date_2009-08-10%29